Ghetto Sherlock Holmes

Yo, I was on my way to da club and I saw dis fire and dis bro was all like" lulz I did dat trolololo". I texted da bae sayin I'd be late yo dis mad bro was flamin up da place.  Yo I also saw just b4 da fiyah dis two peeps punchin EACHOTHER and den da crazy fiyah man was all like "FOR DA VINE" and got punched in da face by dem. He got knocked out hard yo.Then his GURL took him inside her house yo. He den left with his bros all like yo I know where da paper at.

By- Carlos Spicywaiter